Unofficial Application For Jewel-Osco

So you're running low on cash and you have no other skills that are worth mentioning. Sounds like you need a job at Jewel-Osco. Thankfully you can apply here and finally get that dream career you deserve.

Holy crap, you are all stupid. This is NOT a real job application. Don't post your phone numbers here or ask for an actual job. This is a joke. If you want a real job at Jewel, go to the store and ask for one.

IM" interested in workin for your company,can u please E-mail me back soon.

07-23-2008

luv Jewel

08-09-2008

I'm looking for full time employement. I'm interested in working for your company. I would like to work the grave yard shift but, i would be willing to work the evening shift. I'll work weekends and holidays. I don't have a cell phone or a home phone but, i only live two blocks away. If it is alright with you i will check in every once in while for an answer or interview. Thank you.

09-02-2008

Liked the stealing the blind guys cane..cool

09-17-2008

haha i got 12 points i'm starting on monday!!!! which is today somehow -.-

09-21-2008

Can I be notified when i can work?

09-25-2008

If hiering please give me a call at NUMBER REMOVED

11-13-2008

I am willing to work the evening shift and also weekends.

11-28-2008

i like jewel osco

12-06-2008

I always wanted to see how it was to work at jewels

12-16-2008

Hello!
My name is Anita. I hope that you write me back with a good news because I so like Jewel-Osco and I like working. I propose part time.
Happy Holidays?
12/21/2008

12-21-2008

JEWEL IS TEH SUXXXXORZ!!111111one DONT WORK HERE

01-29-2009

Jewel makes me want to move to china and shoot myself in the face....

01-29-2009

i am a very hard worker and most of all i am a people person and i will make your team very proud of me.

02-15-2009

I'm a very hard worker, I hope you contact me. Thank you

02-20-2009

looking forwerd to work for you

02-26-2009

Hello, I hope that you find my credentials to be fitful. I was born in London, England, and at the age of four I moved to Cathedral City, California. I attended Cathedral City Elementary School, then went to James Logan Middle School. I graduated last year from Cathedral City High School as Valedictorian of my class. I am now looking for a job to help pay my tuitions through college. I am just starting out, so there are not many places that could use a High School Graduate, so I'm applying at Jewel-Osco because it's better than applying for a fast-food restaurant job. If you need to contact me, please call me or email me. Thank you for taking your time to read this, you won't regret hiring me.

Home Phone - (760) 225-0644
Cell Phone - (760) 225-2021
Home Address - 504 Della S. Lindley Drive, Cathedral City, CA 92240
E-mail Adress - savithleitan@cathedralcityhigh.net

03-28-2009

OMFG!!!!! ITS NOT A REAL JOB APPLICATION U DIMSHITS!!!!!!!! ITS JUST A GAME!

gosh
"what you didnt hear me?"
"ok then...."
"GOD DAMN IT YOUR ALL STUPID WHORES! ITS NOT A REAL FUCKING APPLICATION!"
"GOD!"

04-01-2009

job

04-05-2009

for job

04-05-2009

I will luv workin for Jewel-osco.so please call Thank You

04-27-2009

need work call soon

06-06-2009

jewel osco sucks

06-24-2009

i relly need a job because i like to keep my self buzy at all the time and i like to work and i would love to work for your company at any time

07-31-2009

never eat yellow snow! suckafuckinfatone! thank you and have a great day! ;}

08-18-2009

im looking for a job because i have no money and i have to help my mom pay bills

08-24-2009

Yeah, can I start next-next Monday?

08-26-2009

wow all you people really think this is a job ahahahha what a bunch of idiots

09-18-2009

im looking for a full time job.

10-15-2009

I think working at jewel would be a great job. please email me.

11-21-2009

i really need this job

11-23-2009

My name is brian. I Hope that you write me back with good new because i like jewel osco and i like working. i propose part time

12-09-2009

My name is Anthony Fosco. I am 18 years old and I am really looking for a job. I am a junior in high school and I drive.

12-27-2009

hi my name is Nadia, I really to work in jewel ASAP.

02-10-2010

hi my name is Nadia, I really want to work in jewel ASAP.

02-10-2010

can a kid work there i need a job

02-13-2010

MY name is jasmine richardson and i am 13 years old going on 14 in september i am looking for a job dosent matter what it is if u guys dont hire me do you somewhere else i can go.

04-14-2010

I'm on to you now.

06-05-2010

Since a young age ive loved acting like an employee at stores. I would often do stupid stuff up at the walmart or osco while wearing my school id. Stupid customers thinking I work there would then yell at me. I am addicted to customer complaints. It is my passion to work at a store for chicken feed for the rest of my life while getting belittled by customers hard core. I also like to show up to work drunk and smile while customers go on about nonsence. Please hire me. this is my dream job. I have experience too. Its not like you can just hire any old kid to do this job off the streets anyway. It takes years and years of experience to work at the jewels. Thanks for your time and consideration.

06-06-2010

Hellow Chris Hansen. I was just returning your email to confirm we want to hire you at jewel. We are very interested with young people who have no experience and are slow learners. If you have an attitude with the customers, are willing to leave this job any day without notice, or are fond of the no call no show this is the place for you. We have a high turn over rate here and the customers dont seem to understand this job is a joke. Because you meet all these aspects and understand all of what ive mentioned you can expect to start work on monday. you will be getting about 12 hours a week and will be making minimum wage which is now 8.25 in illinois. Not bad if I do say so. Please feel free to anger the customers. they yell at me all the time and I need someone not afraid of being fired to put them in their place for me. Once again thank you chris hansen.

06-06-2010

hi i am interested in working for u because i really need a job asap .
email me please!

06-17-2010

hi iam interested in your company please call email me very soon

06-17-2010

LOL I got 30/30 points and I stole the old huys Cane!

07-06-2010

Im looking for a job asap!!!

07-07-2010

this will be my first job. and i am determine to work for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-26-2010

lookin forward to workin at this job really need it

08-01-2010

IM A SINGLE MOTHER THAT WILL LOVE TO WORK TO SUPPORT MY CHILD AND GET OFF WELFARE CAN U PLZ CONTACT ME AT MY EMAIL THANK U

08-20-2010

I like pie.

08-22-2010

i want to go back to osco

08-27-2010

I enjoy working in the personal care department. Shaving cream and razors are not my strong suits.

08-29-2010