Unofficial Application For Jewel-Osco


So you're running low on cash and you have no other skills that are worth mentioning. Sounds like you need a job at Jewel-Osco. Thankfully you can apply here and finally get that dream career you deserve.

Holy crap, you are all stupid. This is NOT a real job application. Don't post your phone numbers here or ask for an actual job. This is a joke. If you want a real job at Jewel, go to the store and ask for one.